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"ALF and Paris Hilton Marry in Vegas"

"ALF Crowned King of Sweden - Millions Attend Public Coronation"

"DNA Reveals ALF as Father of Anna Nicole's Baby"

"ALF Sighted Vacationing on Beach in Tierra Del Fuego"

"ALF Signs to Perform in Elvis Showroom at Las Vegas Hilton"

"Gonzales Gone - President Nominates ALF to be New Attorney General"

"NASA Names ALF Director of Astronaut Training"

"ALF Knighted by Queen of England During USA Trip"

"ALF Injured in LA Shoot-out"

"ALF - L'oreal Hair Spokesman - Have Hair Like ALF!"

"ALF Leads Protest March by Illegal Aliens to the White House"

"ALF Meets With President Concerning Amnestry for Illegal Aliens"

"ALF to do Weight Watchers Commercials"

"ALF Pest Control - Cleaning up Your Neighborhood One Cat at a Time"

"Clinton Chooses ALF as Running Mate"

"ALF Rings Opening Bell at Wall Street Stock Exchange"

"ALF Stages Sit-in at NBC Corporate Headquarters"

"ALF Arrested in Hollywood for Catnapping"

"ALF Claims Britney Spears is Just a Friend"

"Dancing With the Stars Names ALF as Contestant for New Season"

"United Nations Declares ALF Ambassador to the Universe"

"ALF Paid Record Setting Advance to Write Autobiography"

"Cat - The Other White Meat, ALF Cookbook Tops NY Times Best Seller List"

"ALF Wins Masters - Holds off Tiger's Final Round Surge"

"Cincinatti Bengals Pick ALF in 1st Round of NFL Draft"

"ALF Swims English Channel in Record Setting Time"

"PETA Targets ALF for Boycott"

"ALF Victim of Identity Theft"

"President Appoints ALF Special Envoy to Iran Based on Persian Experience"

"Miss Piggy Names ALF in Paternity Suit"

"ALF Plants Cattails Around Bevery Hills Mansion"

"ALF to Star in Remake of ET"

"Hurricane ALF Hits Florida"

"Dell to Release New Computer That Looks Like ALF"

"ALF Admits: I did Jimma Hoffa in my Spaceship"

"PETA Fires Betty White: ALF Named New Spokesperson"

"Trouble in Paradise? ALF and Paul Fusco go Splitsville"

"ALF Had to Say This About Paul Fusco..."

"ALF Literally Becomes Speechless Without Paul Fusco"

"ALF o Deliver Commencement Speech at Harvard and Will Receive Honorary Degree"

"ALF and Paul Fusco Kiss and Make up"

"Paul Fusco: We're Inseperable. No really, We're Inseperable"

"ALF Found Guilty of Eating Oprah's Cat"

"ALF Opens New Restaurant: Kitten Kobbler Tops Dessert Menu"

"Dr. ALF New Professor of CATechism at Notre Dame"

"ALF to be next Bond - James Bond 007"

"ALF Joins Road Company Tour of CATS"

"ALF Builds World's Larges CATapult"

" PLANET MELMAC Luxury Resort/Casino Being Built by ALF on the Las Vegas Strip"

" ALF's Gourmet CATsup Available in Grocery Stores Soon"

"ALF Wins World Karate Championship"

" Late Night CATcalls Land ALF in Jail for Disturbing the Peace"

" ALF Sighted on his Yacht "Rhonda" Trolling the Waters Off Coast of CATalina"

"ALF Admits He's The Reason Why Cats Ended Its Long Run On Broadway"

"ALF Gets Tryout with Los Angeles Lakers"

" Overcoming Administration Blunders ALF Brokers Middle East Peace Deal"

" ALF Accepts White House Invitation - Improvements Made To Fireproof The Structure"

"ALF, Spock and Dick Solomon stars in new sitcom Two and a Half Aliens"

"ALF Found In CATatonic State - Rushed To UCLA Medical Center For Emergency Care"

"Rand McNally Contracts ALF to Map the Universe"

"Google Announces 'ALF' Top Search CATegory"

"ALF Search Volume Shuts Down Google"

"Tanner Family (with ALF) to Compete on Family Feud"

"ALF Prone to CATachresis"

"Warren Buffet Reveals ALF His Financial Advisor"

"ALF to Appear as Guest Judge on American Idol"

"ALF Goes on Date with Mary Kate AND Ashley Olsen!"

"Fast Food Industry Shunned by Popular Demand for ALF's Kittylicious" Chain of Cat Bar-Be-Que Restaurants"

"ALF Knows European"

"Pepsi Inks Deal With ALF for World Wide Distribution of Kitty Cola"

"Shumway Discovers New Money Saving Gas - Cat Juice!"

"CAT Burglar Legal Defense Fund Bankrolled by ALF"

"Carmen Electra Falls for ALF"

"ALF Eagerly Awaits Chance to see Newborn Siamese Twins"

"ALF to Appear as Guest Conductor with New York Philharmonic"

"Shumway to Star in Latest Broadway Production of Cats"

"PETA Implicated in ALF Assassination Plot"

"ALF Brings Stand-up Comedy to 'The CATskills' this Summer"

"ALF's Generous Tips Help Pay 'Pussy CAT Club' Dancer's College Tuition"

"ALF Rescues Cat in Tree"

"ALF Wins 'Chef of the Year' Award with World Famous Kitten Gumbo"

"Tony the Tiger sues ALF for Harrassment"

"Grand Opening - Chez Melmac Specializing in Gourmet CAT Delicacies Prepared by Chef ALF"

"Seizure of Cargo Container Filled with Persians has US Customs Looking to Question ALF"

"ALF Goes to Summer Camp - 'BIGFOOT" Sightings Reported"

"ALF Wins American Idol"

"ALF Accused of Defacing 'Shrek the Third' Billboards"

"LA County Selection of New Beach Lifeguards Includes ALF"

"Wal-Mart Opens Big Box Store with ALF as Celebrity Host - Candy and Toys Sellout in First Hour"

"New DMV Record - ALF Fails Driver's License Test for 87th Time"

"ALF Eats 104 Big Macs at First McDonald's 'Buffet-Style' Restaurant"

"ALF to be new host of The Price is Right show"

"ALF Appearance on 'America's Most Wanted' Case of Mistaken Identity"

"ALF Charters Luxury CATamaran 'Fat Cat' for Caribbean Vacation"

"ALF Meets with Spielberg in Talks of new ET Movie"

"PETA Accuses ALF of Promoting CAT Fights"

"ALF Warns Paul Fusco - Hands off Buster!"

"Highway Patrol Tickets ALF for Road Rage"

"Bush Fumes Over Reports of Laura and ALF Both Weekending at Same Exclusive Spa Resort"

"ALF Donates to Persian CATastrophe"

"ALF Claims Brad Pitt His Illegitimate Son"

"ALF Released After Alien Abduction"

"Multi-million Dollar CATwalk Under Construction at ALF's Beverly Hills Mansion"

"Roswell, NM Hires ALF as Consultant on Development of UFO Amusement Park"

"Trump's Miss Universe Pagent a Sham, ALF Says"