"Operator, this is an emergency...what's the number for 911?"
Sitcom - Episode 3 (Raquel Ochmonek)

"There's hair in this tuna fish...I like it!"
Sitcom - Episode 11 (ALF)

"Fine, I'll make a peanut butter sandwich...where's the blender?"
Sitcom - Episode 11 (ALF)

"Now tell me you love me!"
Sitcom - Episode 25 (ALF)

"What, are you talking to me?"
Sitcom - Episode 28 (ALF)

"Help, help, I'm stuck in the outhouse!"
Sitcom - Episode 38 (ALF)

"Don't make me use this!"
Sitcom - Episode 84 (ALF)

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